Anika - Triple Threat minus the acting, sub the dancing for writing - Meora, ND
Medora has all the potential for being a ghost town. In fact it was momentarily when the town founder, French nobleman Marquis de More, returned to France when he went bankrupt.
Teddy Roosevelt stumbled upon the town when he came out west on a mission to hunt buffalo. He loved the place, bought cattle ranches and built the it back up. The town is tiny and there are still only approximately 15 establishments…for everything. They do have an ice cream parlor named after the Marquis, and about everything else that is kick-ass named after TR.
The place I always eat:
Boots Bar & Grill.
Yep it sounds like a bad song, but they do pretty well executing a modern spin on cowboy country. They have an open air deck, patios with killer views, live music, and blackjack. Most importantly, they cook with booze. Get an elk burger, beer battered walleye, rue bourbon burgers, and of course what is a midwesterner without a 16 oz. rib-eye?
Thank you and amen.
Where to stay for the night:
Rough Riders Hotel
The original hotel was constructed in 1884 and has taken almost another century to be fully restored. The hotel speaks volumes with just its walls and floors. There have been countless glasses of whiskey spilled, many cigars smoked, cards dealt, and men shot.
Present day it has managed to hold onto that old world rugged smell and is decked out with wide, filled-out bookcases, wood armoires, and stately leather seating.
The one place I take everyone:
We’re going horseback riding.
There are rattlesnakes. And buffalo bones. Oh, and live buffalo. With wild horses.
I first started riding the cliffs of the Medora badlands when I was 6 years old and I lead the trail then, so you can trust me. We’ll pack some sandwiches and hope your horse can swim.
Best local product you should try:
There are plenty of gimmicky hangups in the tourist shops that you could try: salt water taffy, bison jerky, monogrammed pocket knife (hm, kinda cool). I’d keep it simple. Grab a Rye Whiskey in Teddy Roosevelt’s Tavern. Breathe in what is surely some of the freshest air you’ve been treated to lately, grab a book from the considerable stack provided, and you will understand what gave TR the drive to hunt for buffalo, err.. run for president.
The 2nd best kept secret:
Medora Miniature Golf
Sure, miniature golf is never a secret anywhere. But, when you’re stuck in the midst of cowboy country, it may seem like a mitzvah.
I know this course well, and it still never gets old. It lies in the basin of a classic badland mountain, and with the astroturf shining it can make the pickiest of family members feel like she/he/they are in Palm Springs.
And if you’ve managed to hold onto your student ID card, it’s only $2 for a round of 18 holes.











